I enjoy the occasional drink

Posted on July 19th, 2008

I like to drink.

Alcohol is a wonderful invention, possibly the highlight of the Roman empire.

Booze can do many wonderful things for you.

Examples:

1. Improve your vocabulary.

2. Improve your balance/agility.

3. Cause you to make friends with people you wouldn’t normally associate with (hobos, prostitutes, the elderly)

5. Sing loud karaoke songs

6. Dance when not appropriate.

I will use this soapbox forum to rate alcohol on a scale of one to ten.

Those of you unsure of your liquor may want to sit back and hold on to your chapeau.

Beer is delicious. I rate beer a ten out of ten. No picture needed. Next.

Whiskey can be both classy and the drink of the homeless.

It mixes well with everything from Coke to Pepsi, and comes in many shapely bottles.

Unknown fact number 82 about Whiskey: Bob Woolsey’s middle name is “Whiskey”.

I rate Whiskey a nine.

Some people don’t like Jagermeister. I think those people are assholes. Jager tastes like liquid liquorice. It’s candy that makes you want to fight.

And look at the logo.

How can you not look at that fucking deer and say “No thanks, I’ll stick with my red wine.”? You cannot.

Jager is an eight, only because the bottle is shaped like something that should hold Talcum powder.

Wine is for classy broads. And since you’re browsing bobandandrew.com, I know you are neither of those.

Wine is a five three seven two six fivesix five SIX out of ten.

It tastes gross, however, it can f you up.

So in conclusion and in summary.

Cheers.

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andrew Says:
July 19th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I wrote half of this blog last night, the other half this morning.

Perspective.
Scott Says:
July 19th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I was going to ask if you wrote this while drunk. I now have my answer.
bob Says:
July 19th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Are those seriously the only alcohols you know? We need to go drinking right now.
Scott Says:
July 19th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Vodka = 10/10
andrew Says:
July 19th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
I know them all. I was/am drunk and was not willing to elaborate.

Vodka
Diana Says:
July 20th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
I like to drink when i’m feeling sad
Sean Says:
July 20th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Recently, I realized that no matter what I drink, it’s not the booze that makes me angry as much as it is the price I have to pay to get drunk. And by “price,” I mean money… not “morally compromising deeds performed in order to obtain money to buy booze.”
Sol McGuinty Says:
July 21st, 2008 at 1:03 am
Young lad! Got your text this morning sorry i took out my hearing aid. Anyways I want to besto a little info on you. I’ve been places, I’ve seen things remember. Jagermeister is the shit. More importently the logo has a meaning.

O deer God

And thats how you head feels. I agree with the 8.

Sol

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