The Break Up Song
featuring:
Aaron Brooks as Gary
Blair Hayashi as Donald
Tags: aaron brooks, andrew menzies, blair hayashi, bob woolsey, Break Up, funny video, indiana jones, sketch comedy, song
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Freedom Blog: A Tribute to A Decent Nation
America. The land of the free, the home of the Whopper. The country that brought us slavery, Rosie O’Donnell, and the Segway. What can I say about such a wonderful country?
I love America. I’ve been to America. It’s a confused, angsty teenage country that doesn’t give a fuck what mom says, he’s staying out past one and shooting down mailboxes with dad’s .22. It solves its problems by punching things, throwing tantrums and not worrying about the next morning. My kind of country! Argh!
Tomorrow is Independence Day. America will be 319 years old (a rough estimate). Now, I know things aren’t going so well for America right now (Bush, terrorism, no health care, unemployment, Katrina fallout, Iraq, the sub-prime mortgage crisis, several unsolved child murders, Iran, racism, the election, flooding, wildfires, Mitt Romney) but that doesn’t mean they deserve any less a special day to celebrate all the good the country as produced over the years.
Tags: All Blogs, america, andrew menzies, bush, Comedy, hot dog
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The Bob and Andrew Show: Andrew’s Mayoral Campaign
In this episode, Bob and Andrew discuss their distaste for hot weather. Since it’s been hot out lately, they have some recent examples to call on. In addition to this Andrew lays out his plans to run for mayor of the City of Vancouver and the special laws he would implement as such. The guys coin the term Party Quotient and there’s an all new segment called ‘The Rant’ where Bob and Andrew ‘go off’ about ‘ridiculous’ things. In this episode they rant about Guitar Hero and the crazy people who love it.
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Tags: Bob and Andrew show, campaign, Comedy, funny, guitar hero, mayoral, Podcast, rant
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No Country for Young Man
I’m twenty three. Pretty young, right? Whole life ahead of you, all that bull-jazz. I get it. What have I, a spry young lad in the prime of his life got to complain about?
Lately I’ve been feeling a little lost. I look around at my contemporaries- people my age, younger- and can’t help but be baffled at where things are headed. I tend to shake my head a lot. I feel like an old man who yearns “for the good old days” and that if “those darn kids could just keep it down”, I could have my milk and go to bed.
Our world is even more connected than ever, yet we’ve chosen to be anonymous, isolated. Everything is instant, there’s no time to wait. Our language is being lost amidst a flurry of key beeps and LOLs.
A lack of formal education hinders me from writing a meandering essay about the socio-political causes, contrasting class and economic details that may cause some of the problems cited. Hence, here is a list of current social trends that I abhor. Enjoy.
Tags: All Blogs, andrew menzies, angry, run DMC, stupid
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My Home and Native Land
I’m proud to be a Canadian. I’m very aware of the fact that I won a huge celestial lottery when I was born here. Universal health care, good beer, a moderate government, great comedians, good beer, no terrorism, no hurricanes or earth quakes, hockey, good beer. You can’t really complain if you live in Canada. Unless you’re homeless or something like that, but then that’s your own fault, get a job and stop holding the rest of us back.
As we all know July marks the beginning of Canada. We all get together and remember how the British beat the shit out of the French on the Plains of Abraham. How the Hudson Bay Company fur traders set up forts and outposts where they could feed the Aboriginal peoples fire water and sell them small pox blankets. Ah, the memories. Seriously though, Canada is a great place. We’re a simple people who love life, good times and snow. I thought I would take some time out to remind us of our part in keeping this nation great. So, here are a few guidlines to follow in our endeavour to be the best Canadians possible.
Tags: bob woolsey, canada, canada day, canadian, hockey, multiculturalism, toboggan, toque
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