The Bob and Andrew Show: The New Year
Help ring in 2009 with a new installment of The Bob & Andrew Show!
This week, Bob and Andrew propose new Christmas practices, as well as explore the notion of the New Year’s resolution. Also, Bob demonstrates his excellent Denzel Washington impression while Andrew possibly ruins the entire episode with his stupidity.
Click to listen or download to your MP3 player.
Tags: 2008, 2009, christmas traditions, denzel, new years, resolutions, the shield, The Wire
Filed under Podcast | 1 Comment »
Alone on Christmas
Directed by Nicholas Humphries
featuring:
Stephen Lebail as Dan
and
Andrew Menzies as Hobo
That’s it for us this year. Thanks to everyone who has come by to watch a video, read a blog or listen to a podcast. We’ve got a lot more great stuff coming up in 2009. Stay tuned!
Tags: Alone, andrew menzies, bob woolsey, card, Christmas, hobo, hockey, holiday, Nicholas Humphries, stephen lebail, tree
Filed under Videos | 7 Comments »
Terry Joseph Wharburton: A Christmas Interview
We here at bobandandrew.com are decidedly pro-Christmas. We love Christmas so much we devoted an entire week of content to the holiday (instead of one measly little day like the Christians do).
However, not everyone loves Christmas.
Terry Joseph Wharburton, producer for the weekly podcast hammer “The Bob & Andrew Show”, recently blogged about Christmas. While nothing remotely interesting was said, Bob and I were both intrigued by Terry’s under-laying disdain for the holiday.
I sat down with Terry to get his true feelings on the Christmas season.
Tags: anti-Christmas, bar fight, Calgary, contrarian, Ringers, Terry Joseph Wharburton
Filed under All Blogs, Andrew's Blog | 2 Comments »
The Bob and Andrew Show: It’s Christmas!
This week on The Bob & Andrew Show…
CHRISTMAS!
IT’S CHRISTMAS!
HOORAY!
Bob and Andrew discuss the holiday season, family traditions, gift giving, and all aroung joy.
Click to play or download for your iPod.
Tags: Batman, Christmas, eggnog, gift, gt snowracer, holiday traditions, it's a wonderful life, mixed martial arts, nhl jerseys, presents, santa, traditions, tree, turtle van, UFC
Filed under Podcast | 1 Comment »
The Argument
Directed by Nicholas Humphries
featuring:
April Green as Julie
and
Bob as Kevin
Tags: abortion, andrew menzies, april green, argument, bob woolsey, Christmas, Comedy, funny, morning, Nicholas Humphries, Relationship, sketch, terrible news
Filed under Videos | 9 Comments »
What Christmas Means to Me
What does Christmas mean to me?
Jesus? No.
Family? No.
Good will towards men? No.
Christmas means one thing to me and one thing only:
Presents.
Whoever said it was better to give than to receive must have never gotten a good present in their life. Gifts are like love that you can touch. They warm your heart and possibly even your physical body in the case of an electric blanket.
So here is my Christmas list for this year. Think of it as Oprah’s favourite things episode except without me giving anything away.
Tags: 386, bob woolsey, Christmas, computer, genesis, gift, GT sno racer, legend, list, packard bell, present, sega, star trek the next generation, street fighter 2, teenage mutant ninja turtles, turtle van
Filed under All Blogs, Bob's Blog | 1 Comment »
The Bob and Andrew Show: Winter and Milk
This week on The Bob & Andrew Show, Andrew has an unpleasant experience with milk.
Bob and Andrew also discuss their favorite times of the year and which season has the most “stuff” in it. Boot technology is touched upon.
Click to listen or download to your MP3 player.
Tags: boot, charity, milk, pearl harbour, summer, winter
Filed under Podcast | 2 Comments »
The Lair
Directed by Nicholas Humphries
featuring:
Bob as McManus
Wade Fennig as Rich
Robyn Edwards as Secretary Voice
and
Andrew as Tailor
Tags: andrew menzies, bob woolsey, evil doer, funny, lair, plan, robyn edwards, scheme, sketch, Videos, wade fennig
Filed under Videos | 4 Comments »
How To Christmas by Terry Joseph Wharburton
A note from Bob & Andrew: Our podcast producer Terry has been bugging us for a long time to let him blog. We were convinced he couldn’t read, and were frankly astounded when he handed in legible notes with minimal cursing and drawings of graphic sex acts. So here, unedited and in its entirety, is Terry Joseph Wharburton’s Christmas blog. Enjoy.
Hello. I am Terry Joseph Wharburton. I produce The Bob & Andrew Show podcast here at bobandandrew.com.
Bob and Andrew have been nice enough to let me blog on the Internet this week. I hope you like what I have to say about Christmas time, my favorite time of the year.
First of all I’m going to say right now that this “Happy Holidays” bullshit has got to stop. It’s Christmas time, not holidays and fuck. If one more person says “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” I’m going to punch them in the face and then take their wallet. Here is my guide to Christmas.
Tags: Christmas, Jesus, jewish, terry wharburton, tree
Filed under All Blogs | 4 Comments »
How To Lie To People
A small disclaimer, before I begin: I am not a bad person. Well, maybe, I don’t know. People seem to like me. I would consider myself affable. If there’s a heaven, I have a solid case to get in. Might have to bribe St. Peter, but there’s no gun smuggling or assault and batteries on my record so I should be okay. I don’t give to charity or anything.
I figure I lie about thirty times a day. It’s mostly small stuff, things I could easily tell the truth about but choose not to.
Sometimes people will ask me how I’m doing. I always answer “fine” even though I never am. The idea that one can be “fine” is abstract to me at best. If every problem in my life suddenly solves itself and I’m left with a short window of happiness, yeah, maybe then I’m fine. But I assume that window so distant and brief that I probably won’t recognize it, let alone be given the opportunity to answer that question, for the first time, truthfully. But that’s neither here nor there.
Tags: Buchenwald, honesty, liars, lie
Filed under All Blogs, Andrew's Blog | 3 Comments »
The Bob and Andrew Show: Pirates
This week on The Bob & Andrew Show, the recent Somalia pirate activity is charted, discovered, and boarded.
Bob and Andrew also discuss the turmoil in India and ponder the expectations of terrorists. Also, Andrew outlines his plan to rob a convenience store.
Click to listen or download for your iPod.
Tags: mumbai, ocean, pirates, renegades, somalia, star wars, tanker
Filed under Podcast | 2 Comments »
Do these things with my corpse when I die.
I’m gonna die. Probably not today or tomorrow. I mean, you never know. I could die accidentally.
Falling brick. Murdered. Sheep-attack. That kind of thing.
But that’s glass half-empty death-talk.
However as a twenty three year old male with a family history of alcoholism and heart problems, I think it’s safe to say I’m going to die within the next sixty years.
And damn it, I want to be prepared.
Tags: corpse, death, dying, heroin
Filed under All Blogs, Andrew's Blog | 5 Comments »
The Business
Directed by Nicholas Humphries
featuring:
Wade Fennig as Henry
and
Robyn Edwards as Alice
Tags: business, Nicholas Humphries, robyn edwards, surprise, wade fennig
Filed under Videos | 3 Comments »
My Favorite Curse Words
I like to curse. I consider swear words the pepper to the potatoes of the English language.
(Adjectives are salt. Conjectures, the paprika.)
There are no “bad words”. Intentions can be bad, but to say a word is “bad” is just trite and childish.
Some say cursing is a sign of a lack of intelligence. The notion being, if one is too daft to think of something better to say, he will revert to the fowl. I can see the merit to this argument however there is something to be said about a well placed swearword. There’s a psychological reason we use these words, whatever context. And that reason is not something I’m qualified to give nor am interested in exploring that shit.
And now, onto the God damn cursing.
Tags: bad words, curse words, language, yeah
Filed under All Blogs, Andrew's Blog | 3 Comments »