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Posted on February 9th, 2009

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10 Responses to “No Computer”

  1. bob Says:
    February 9th, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    Wow, the olden days must have sucked!

    Really makes you wonder why all those classic novels by Dickens, Twain and those other jerks are so long. They must have had some great wrist strength.

  2. Chelsea Says:
    February 9th, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    this is my favorite blog ever

  3. Brian Says:
    February 9th, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    This entry is made of dreams.

    You fantastic bastard.

  4. Meghan Says:
    February 9th, 2009 at 11:07 pm

    Your penmanship leaves much to be desired. Also, did you, or did you not, name your computer after the middle child on Rosanne?

  5. Red Says:
    February 10th, 2009 at 12:49 am

    Vista?!?!?

    *gasp*

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Why would you do that to yourself?

    Might as well douche will drano, and follow it up with 4-day-old kippersnacks for breakfast.

    DOOOOOOM! YOU’RE DOOMING SWEET, SWEET DARLEEN!!!! BABY DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS!

    *sob*

    it’s..just…..so senseless……

  6. Miguel Says:
    February 10th, 2009 at 7:52 am

    This note dwells in the domains of awesomeness.

  7. Nick Says:
    February 10th, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    I always feel a great sense of accomplishment when I learn something from reading your blogs… today I learned of the word ‘fuckered’. Much use I promise to get out of this word in the future. Thank you.

  8. andrew Says:
    February 11th, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    Yeah, Vista sucks tremendously. Apparently it costs more for a downgrade to XP (which I’d prefer) than a new version of Vista.

    I named my computer after what my mom once told me my name would be if I were born a lady. it’s more of a pet name, really. Its real name is “laptop” as that’s what’s on its nametag.

  9. Chelsea Says:
    February 11th, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    I thought if you were a girl, you would have been Chelsea….mom always told me if I was a boy, I would have been named David. David had no alternate names, he would have been David with or without man parts.

  10. andrew Says:
    February 11th, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    “Meet our hermaphrodite third child, Lee.”

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