You may recognize these two fine gentlemen from their work on season one of our acclaimed web series, “Bob & Andrew”. Darren directed the first five episodes, in addition to numerous other sketches posted over the years. Keith is our stalwart producer; handsome, rugged, brave. They’re two of our best pals and collaborators, and today, we’re happy to give you a sneak preview for what’s in store in season two of “Bob & Andrew”.

You can follow them both on Twitter – @dborrowtime (Darren) and @Opamatic (Keith)

Season one got some great reviews from The Georgia Straight, Web Series Today and The Watch List. Production is underway on seven brand new episodes. We’re looking forward to sharing the new material with you this spring!

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Directed by friend and frequent collaborator Darren Borrowman, “Do Something With Your Life” is a full-length comedy written by Andrew and produced by Bob (and gentleman Keith Opatovsky). Bob also acted as story-editor, which is an industry term that you shouldn’t concern yourself with.

It’s been a long road navigating outlines, script pages, pre-production, art meetings, gear-haulings, energy drinking, regular drinking, bro-mantic hugs, rampant cocaine abuse and the occasional full-on fist fight.

This week, Bob and Andrew discuss the process as well as recall their time spent in the wilderness some years ago with Terry Joseph Wharburton. Right click to download or listen in your browser below!

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Terry was many things to many people. He was a father, a lover, a husband, a defendant, and an old man. Terry had a passion for finishing, biplaning, Italian fusion cooking as well as mixed martial arts, women and the drink. He will be missed by many, revered by few.

Click below to hear Bob and Andrew’s thoughts and memories of their long-time podcast producer and cocaine dealer.

We apologize about the quality of the recording, as we were without a producer.

After the jump, there’s an unfinished interview Andrew was conducing with Terry upon the time of his death.

Terry Joseph Wharburton produces the Bob & Andrew Show podcast. At Christmas, we interviewed Terry about his disdain for the holiday season. Today, we focus on Terry’s yearning to be a motivational speaker. We decided the only way to sort out this frustrating and frankly baffling revelation was to sit down and ask Terry flat out why he thought he had anything of relevance to share with society.

This is one man’s story.

bobandandrew.com: Thanks for coming down, Terry.

Terry: I appreciate the boot shining.

bobandandrew.com: This really is quaint, isn’t it? You don’t see a lot of old-time shoe shiners around anymore.

Terry: What the hell does “quaint” me? Are you calling me a faggot?

bobandandrew.com: Calm down, Terry.

Terry: Okay.

bobandandrew.com: So, the other day you mentioned your aspirations to speak in front of children.

Terry: I want to show the youth of the world what can happen when a man has nothing to lose.

bobandandrew.com: Do you think you have the right qualifications to become a motivational speaker?

Terry: I got a mouth and a suit, don’t I?

bobandandrew.com: I don’t think it’s that simple. Most motivational speakers have degrees or life experience that would make sharing their story beneficial to others. As far as we understand it, you have none of those things. You’re liar and a thief. You’ve been divorced three times. You verbally abused your developmentally disabled son.  You crashed an airplane and sent money to the Taliban. We’ve seen you attempt to set fire to a hospital. Terry, you’re not a good person.

Terry: Watch the heel.

bobandandrew.com: Terry?

Terry: Oh, sorry, I was talking to this coloured fellow.

bobandandrew.com: The boot shiner? He’s Portuguese, and that’s not even close to the correct term.

Terry: Portuguese? No shit. I had chow mein for lunch.

bobandandrew.com: Alright, foregoing your lack of experience or moral compass, if given the chance, what would you want to teach the youth of our nation?

Terry: Practical things. Trades.

bobandandrew.com: Like welding and carpentry?

Terry: I would be a great teacher. My father taught me how to whittle. I made a flute. It didn’t work too well.

bobandandrew.com: Your father died when you were eleven, right?

Terry: Mom shot him in the leg. Papa died of an infection a short time later. He was, after all, a Christian scientist.

bobandandrew.com: Did you have any role models growing up? Perhaps a teacher you admired, or an uncle?

Terry: Uncle Jeff went to jail for rape when I was nine. I quit school a short time later.

bobandandrew.com: Are those two incidents related?

Terry: (long pause) No.

bobandandrew.com: Who is Sol McGuinty?

Terry: My Jew lawyer.

bobandandrew.com: I don’t think that’s the correct term.

Terry: Alright. My Jew barrister. Anyway, he’s an alright Jew.

bobandandrew.com: Terry–

Terry: Hang on, I’m getting a page.

bobandandrew.com: You have a pager?

Terry: I need to take this.

Terry leaves the room. He returns seventeen minutes later, dripping with sweat and reeking of whiskey.

bobandandrew.com: Terry–

Terry: What?!

bobandandrew.com: Shall we continue?

Terry: I don’t give a God Damn.

bobandandrew.com: Okay. We were discussing your–

Terry: I need a pussy.

bobandandrew.com: What?

Terry: Been a long time. A long… long time.

bobandandrew.com: Terry, let’s call it a day. We’ll finish this up next week.

Terry: Sounds good. I’m flying my biplane to the island Friday night. Gonna see about a lady.

bobandandrew.com: Well, have a safe flight.

Terry: Thank you. You know, Adam–

bobandandrew.com: Andrew. It’s Andrew.

Terry: Whatever. You and Roger are two of the finest young gentlemen I’ve ever known. You listen to my stories, you give me employment, and when we go to bars, you don’t Bogart my tang.

bobandandrew.com: Yeah, well, don’t worry about it.

Terry: I will not worry about it so long as I have friends like you. Give daddy a hug.

bobandandrew.com: Back the fuck off, Terry!

Terry: Did I ever tell you boys about the time I had sex with twins?

bobandandrew.com: No, you didn’t.

Terry: Me and her brother double-teamed her for a good fifteen minutes.

bobandandrew.com: God damn it, Terry.

Terry: Fuck you! Don’t judge me, Adam.

Add Terry as a friend on Facebook and leave a comment on his wall. Celebrate the man.

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The evolution of a sketch – part one.

Bob and Andrew describe their working relationship. They read a sketch that Andrew wrote which will be shot and posted to the website down the line.

http://www.myspace.com/deltaspirit – check them out if they’re coming to a city near you. They put on a great show!

Andrew and I thought we’d try something new and do some Vlogs instead of podcasts for a while. Here is our first. It’s kinda scrambled as we didn’t so much have a plan about how we were going to do this, we neglected to plan our “exit strategy,” if you will. We promise better ones later.

“Don’t Call Me Zombie” Screening Friday, February 13th in Vancouver. Email Bob or Andrew for details if you want to attend. View the Zombie page here: http://www.bobandandrew.com/short-fil…

bobandandrew.com live at the Wise Hall on March 4th. Tickets $20, all proceeds go to charity. No, we will not actually be working for beer.

Also, that is the wrong Youtube URL at the end of the video. It’s supposed to be youtube.com/BobandAndrewShow. No underscores.

ROCK!

This week, Bob and Andrew propose new Christmas practices, as well as explore the notion of the New Year’s resolution. Also, Bob demonstrates his excellent Denzel Washington impression while Andrew possibly ruins the entire episode with his stupidity.

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CHRISTMAS!

IT’S CHRISTMAS!

HOORAY!

Bob and Andrew discuss the holiday season, family traditions, gift giving, and all aroung joy.

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Bob and Andrew also discuss their favorite times of the year and which season has the most “stuff” in it.  Boot technology is touched upon.

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Bob and Andrew also discuss the turmoil in India and ponder the expectations of terrorists. Also, Andrew outlines his plan to rob a convenience store.

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Things get a little blue when the topic of the Star Wars is brought up.  Bob thinks Chewbacca might be gay.  What does Andrew think? There’s only one way to find out…

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Also, Andrew recalls the most traumatic moment of his life.

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Count how many times Bob and Andrew say “shit” this week. You’ll be surprised.

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Human puppets and Dutch Rudders are also touched upon.

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And about 11 minutes in, Andrew says possibly the worst thing he’s ever said to Bob. Will he apologize? Does he even know he did anything wrong? Is Bob upset? There’s only one way to find out!

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Nah, we’re just messing with you. This episode is really an unabashedly offensive look at addiction and recovery, in which Andrew says many things that are crass and unfounded. Religion is kicked around, mounted, violated, and finally abandoned just outside the city limits.

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This leads Bob to consider things in life that he doesn’t understand, such as road rage, fighting, and racism.

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Sparked by Andrew’s theory on what it should take to be a lawyer, Bob and Andrew run the gauntlet of today’s politico landscape.

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Also, Andrew and Bob discuss the moral quandary of finding a ten dollar bill, and hearken back to a time when they split the profits of a drug deal gone bad.

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Cursing, syntax and turns of phrase are also covered.  Hold on to your hats, kids!

Produced by Terry Joseph Wharburton, The Bob & Andrew Show is a weekly radio program dedicated to the discussion and debate of pop culture, life and various ennui. Bob and Andrew are celebrating their third year of production and very successful, affable gentlemen.

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