Dear Starbucks,
Several moons ago I made outlandish hate speech regarding the corporate coffee apparatus known by the proletariat as The Starbucks.
I suggested that Starbucks was inherently evil, due to its gross popularity, bean-business, and fashioning of a pseudo-elitist culture.
I may have over-stepped my bounds.
I would like to issue a formal apology on this Internet, and ask that Starbucks and its customers forgive my rash and thoughtless denouncement.
I am truly sorry.
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Coffee Conundrum a.k.a. Stargh-bucks
I’ve been inside of a Starbucks exactly six times.
Only one instance involved me purchasing a coffee. (The line at Tim Hortons was too long and I can’t go back to Blenz because I made a comment… look, this blog isn’t about me.)
It’s about Starbucks.
Generally I am very pleased when big corporations begin to go bankrupt. I’m not this big, anti-conglomerate socialist guy or anything; merely because I am a contrarian, and that applies to other people’s success. “Why should your company be so big and powerful? I will enjoy watching you burn.”
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