I enjoy the occasional drink
I like to drink.
Alcohol is a wonderful invention, possibly the highlight of the Roman empire.
Booze can do many wonderful things for you.
Examples:
1. Improve your vocabulary.
2. Improve your balance/agility.
3. Cause you to make friends with people you wouldn’t normally associate with (hobos, prostitutes, the elderly)
Tags: 18, beer, bob woolsey, booze, coke, crack-cocaine, jager, party time, rum, rye, sean minogue, steve blouin, whisky
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Grand Theft Auto Ruined My Life
I am not a videogame guy. I used to be a videogame guy, about five years ago. It was a pretty serious habit: four, five hours a night, shooting terrorists in SOCOM 2, online with some buddies. I had a rank of Lieutenant and was invested in protecting it, raising my position by getting head-shots and extracting hostages.
I curbed my habit in late 2004. I stopped playing altogether to prepare for the rigors of film school, which believe me was tough as Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas had just hit stores. For those of you who don’t know, the Grand Theft Auto series is as close as it gets to ball blasting perfection. GTA3 opened a whole new chapter in the world of videogames, while Vice City a year later Luckily GTA:SA was a clusterfuck of cheesy storytelling and ridiculousness (seemed easy for poor urban teenager Carl Johnson to get hold of jet packs and F16s). Nevertheless, duty called, and I logged back onto SOCOM as soon as I graduated.
As the X-Box 360 launched and my other, weaker friends moved on to harder and harder stuff, I decided to clean up for good. I Craig’s Listed the fuck out of my PlayStation 2, and didn’t look back. Two years pass, and even though I smoke the occasional cigarette and drink like a fish, I have no other serious addictions.
Enter Grand Theft Auto IV.
Tags: crack-cocaine, GTA 3, GTA IV, videogames, wrecked life
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