Terry Joseph Wharburton: 1951-2009
Bob and Andrew are sad to announce the death of longtime producer and friend, Terry Joseph Wharburton.
Terry was many things to many people. He was a father, a lover, a husband, a defendant, and an old man. Terry had a passion for finishing, biplaning, Italian fusion cooking as well as mixed martial arts, women and the drink. He will be missed by many, revered by few.
Click below to hear Bob and Andrew’s thoughts and memories of their long-time podcast producer and cocaine dealer.
We apologize about the quality of the recording, as we were without a producer.
After the jump, there’s an unfinished interview Andrew was conducing with Terry upon the time of his death.
Tags: biplane, death, Terry Joseph Wharburton
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Do these things with my corpse when I die.
I’m gonna die. Probably not today or tomorrow. I mean, you never know. I could die accidentally.
Falling brick. Murdered. Sheep-attack. That kind of thing.
But that’s glass half-empty death-talk.
However as a twenty three year old male with a family history of alcoholism and heart problems, I think it’s safe to say I’m going to die within the next sixty years.
And damn it, I want to be prepared.
Tags: corpse, death, dying, heroin
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Ways the World Will End
I’m not going to lie: the world is going to end*.
If not today, then tomorrow. And if not tomorrow, then sometime in the distant future.
But today, I offer a jaunting reality check for those of you too lazy to accept this planet’s fate.
*Not be based on fact, rather years of pop culture consumption and irresponsibly speculation.
(The “YEAH” banner, usually reserved for positive posts, has been implemented to soften the blow of the truth that’s about to be revealed. I promise you, loyal readers, far fewer lies next time.)
Tags: 9/11, aliens, armageddon, asteroid, dawn of the dead, death, end of the world, mccain, obama, outbreak, palin, sarah palin, terminator, virus, zombies
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The Bob & Andrew Show: The Big One
This week, on a very special episode of The Bob & Andrew Show…
Bob and Andrew contemplate the inevitable earthquake that will hit the Pacific Coast, killing millions of families and ruining the economy.
They cover survival strategy, possible kill-scenarios, and various repopulating techniques.
Or DOWNLOAD it and listen to it on your Ipod.
Tags: big one, Bob and Andrew show, death, earthquake, escape from new york, knife, nasa, Podcast, space shuttle, survival, zombie
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The Bob & Andrew Show: Don’t Call Me Zombie, Racist.
This week on a jam-packed episode of The Bob and Andrew Show, the boys wax poetic on a number of pressing issues including the death penalty, racism, and their new short film “Don’t Call Me Zombie”.
Directed by Nicholas Humphries (black shirt; the guy who is neither Bob nor Andrew), DCMZ is the latest short film birthed and written by Bob and Andrew. Today they look back at the shoot and discuss their experiences on set.
Or DOWNLOAD it and listen to it on your Ipod.
Tags: alex dafoe, andrew menzies, bob woolsey, Comedy, death, hanging, kkk, nick humphries, Podcast, racism, shoplifting, stickers
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Ways to Die
If you are like me, you are afraid of dying.
However if you’re exactly like me, you are also interested and intrigued by the way in which you are going to go.
I’ve compiled what I feel are the three best ways to die.
Now, I know a lot of you will inundate the comments with shouts of “Where is internal combustion?” and ”What about angina?”. Well, a blogger can’t please everyone. I have tried to narrow the list to the pristine level of death: the top three ways I think one can exit this world. If you’re somehow upset, hurt, or offended I excluded something you or a loved one may have or someday wish to endure, I am sorry.
And onto the death!
Tags: andrew menzies, death
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Grand Theft Adulation
Several days ago I blogged about Grand Theft Auto IV and how it is ruining my life.
I have since decided that there are a number of practices and facets of the Grand Theft Auto world that would translate well in to real life.
I present to you the best eleven of sixty-four I was able to come up with.
First and foremost the ability to be shot and killed, only to resurrect seconds later with just a small amount of your money taken as a penalty is certainly something I and other thrill seekers would enjoy immensely. Often times I have looked at a building and wondered, “Could I jump off that not die?”. A no-death law would make every answer to that question an emphatic “yes”.
Tags: andrew menzies, apples, auto, babies, BASE jumping, blouin, bob woolsey, capitals, cats, change, death, fight club, grand theft, GTA IV, jump, life, murder, murders, niko bellic, sex crimes, word
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