Zombies: Holy shit and other thoughts

In an age where Large Hadron Colliders and massive oil spills are the norm, the zombie uprising is a foregone conclusion.

You can pray to your God. You can stockpile all you want. But at the end of the day, there ain’t no insurance premium for the undead.

I’m pragmatic. I know this because I looked up the word. I’ve accepted that society is fragile. That our infrastructure is collapsing and that we, as humans, are doomed.

There’s nothing we can do now, expect pray. (And check our insurance premiums.)

There are six certainties that you must embrace during a zombie uprising. The sooner you make peace with your situation the sooner you’ll be able to develop a new-world marauder alter-ego complete with wardrobe, catch-phrase and small piece of your past that prevents you from getting close to another survivor.

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