The Way of The Woman: Tame The Lady Without Rohypnal

This blog is not for the ladies. This blog for the men who want to get the ladies.  (This blog is also for hunting enthusiasts, but I’ll get to you later.)

The goal of this blog is to turn you from Steve Urkle in to Stephan Urkell.  Anything less and I will consider myself an utter failure.

The following six steps will help you master the female species and become a true player in every sense of the word.

So enough pig fuckin’. Let’s rumble.

Step One: Learn Charisma

Charisma is an intangible quality like vision or juggling that primarily shows the woman that you can hold a conversation.

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This Blog is One Tough Mother

Man up. Be a man. Stand tall. Walk hard. Take it like a man. Stop crying.

Sound familiar? I know it does to me.

In this hard knock life we live it’s easy to get down on yourself from time to time, easy to whine, easy to just plain give up. The regular reply to this kind of behaviour is one of the above sayings from a father or authority figure of another kind. But just how does one go about being a man? What does standing tall entail exactly? Is walking hard simply an especially vigorous form of regular walking?

These are hard questions and there are no easy answers. At least that’s what I’ve found as I’ve cried myself to sleep many a night thinking about them. In fact, I would say that being a man is much more complex than the most manliest of man’s men would make it seem. Look at Gary Cooper, Kris Kristofferson, Sam Peckinpah, Johnny Cash, Russel Crowe, Tom Selleck, John Wayne, Steve McQueen - they all seemed like they didn’t give a shit about anything. Thus making them seem tough, hence their status as manly men. Not so, however. Let me explain.

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