What goes here I ask of you.

I was hammering a nail into the wall and accidentally hit myself in the temple with the claw end of the tool. Before seeking medical attention I sat down to write this blog.

I could do without cats. I don’t like how they just roam the streets, jumping off ledges and trees. Apparently lots of people enjoy the company of cats. I can’t understand why, unless all of those people are retarded or blind.. Cats don’t come when you call them, they don‘t wag their tails, and their claws can easily draw blood: yeah, sign me up for one of those death machines, please!

The only real positive when comparing cats to dogs is that cats poop in a box. Dogs kind of poop everywhere, though I can forgive that because of the loyalty the average hound displays. I can approach any dog, stray or leashed, and I know that dog will appreciate a good ear rub. Cats are lazy and stupid.

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