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The Bob and Andrew Show: Words

andrew — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:35:31 +0000

This week on The Bob & Andrew Show, proper language is the soup of the jour.

Cursing, syntax and turns of phrase are also covered. Hold on to your hats, kids!

Produced by Terry Joseph Wharburton, The Bob & Andrew Show is a weekly radio program dedicated to the discussion and debate of pop culture, life and various ennui. Bob and Andrew are celebrating their third year of production and very successful, affable gentlemen.

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The Bob and Andrew Show: Laundry Conundrum

andrew — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 03:04:07 +0000

This week on The Bob & Andrew Show, Andrew has an incident with a common household dryer that sparks a theological discussion on the process of washing one’s clothes.

Bob and Andrew also mull basic roof-escape tactics, not being allowed to watch The Simpsons, and animal names. Plus, learn about a new contest that will surely excite you in a way most sexual.

It’s a jammed packed show, so grab a stick of cheese and sit back and relax.

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The Bob and Andrew Show: The Big One

andrew — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 00:31:20 +0000

This week, on a very special episode of The Bob & Andrew Show…

Bob and Andrew contemplate the inevitable earthquake that will hit the Pacific Coast, killing millions of families and ruining the economy.

They cover survival strategy, possible kill-scenarios, and various repopulating techniques.

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Earthquakes and the damage done.

The Bob and Andrew Show: Don’t Call Me Zombie, Racist.

andrew — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:42:19 +0000

This week on a jam-packed episode of The Bob and Andrew Show, the boys wax poetic on a number of pressing issues including the death penalty, racism, and their new short film “Don’t Call Me Zombie”.

Directed by Nicholas Humphries (black shirt; the guy who is neither Bob nor Andrew), DCMZ is the latest short film birthed and written by Bob and Andrew. Today they look back at the shoot and discuss their experiences on set.

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Podcast follow-ups: An Andrew Menzies Lesson

andrew — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 01:32:09 +0000

Podcasting can be a cruel bitch.

While I embrace the emotional roller-coaster of highs and lows of pithy arguments about pop art and life, often times topics are left underdeveloped, and some things call for an elaboration and explanation that just cannot be given during a fifteen minute show.

I am here on the Internet today to offer a few words of follow-up to previous Bob and Andrew Show episodes. I feel it is my duty as a respected member of the web community to provide you with all of the information.

Andrew Menzies is CNN pre-9/11, not post 9/11.

So I wish to offer you addendums, reactions, and post-scriptures of Bob and Andrew Shows past. For you, the viewer, deserves to know.

The Safeway Over-Charge

Reaction was swift and over-whelming: many of you felt I had been cheated, and rightfully so. But thankfully karma has sorted things out for evil old grocery mecca Safeway.

Not half an hour after Bob Woolsey and I had recorded the episode in question, I ventured into the same Safeway where a I had been cheated. I purchased two packages of Kraft Dinner (regular creamy, $0.89 each). I also grabbed a small bit of meat, chuck steak or some type I was able to afford. Lucky me, when the items were scanned, the register monkey missed the meat and I walk away with it for free.

I am satisfied things were resolved in a timely and overall beneficial way to me.

Winner is Andrew.

Dinner with Five

I will admit that I did not come prepared with my five choices- dead or alive- for a special dinner. This is scathingly obvious because after I chastised Bob for not having his five immediately in mind, I struggled to name even two people I wished to meet for dinner.

Since, I have reflected and come up with what I think is a solid and undeniable list.

Ghengis Khan, Heather Locklear (1980s version), Roddy Piper, Helen Herron Taft, and James Hetfield.

The Mayoral Race

Since this episode, Andrew has been elected mayoral incumbent of island community Chemainus, B.C. He ran on a platform of swift anti-doping laws and made promised to build playgrounds for the less-fortunate.

Though he was caught with a speed-ball and two underage prostitutes while passing a police check point after leaving an illegal rave, voters seemed to empathize as Andrew beat fifteen term mayor Zacharias Bitts in a landslide.

Andrew will be absent from the Bob and Andrew Show every second Tuesday of the winter months, for he has council meetings.

The Bob and Andrew Show: Freedom Party Recap

bob — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:47:14 +0000

Bob and Andrew went to their friend Nicholas Humphries’ party last Friday. Nick was celebrating his freedom from the work force as he goes back to school for his Master’s degree. Get a full rundown of the party’s events in this podcast… or at least what Andrew can remember of them. Also discussed is Andrew’s dilemma over a bag of chips he was double charged for at Safeway and just what benefits and perks a Master’s degree entails.

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The Bob and Andrew Show: The Bad Haircut

bob — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 21:44:51 +0000

Bob got a bad haircut. He tells the tale of it in this very episode. Andrew recalls the fashions of his youth and how he had a brief fascination with tear-away pants. As always Bob and Andrew try to make sense of their lives through comparing them to movies. In this episode: Orange County, Stand and Deliver and Dangerous Minds.

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The Bob and Andrew Show: Dinner with Anyone, Who’s Your Choice?

bob — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:31:53 +0000

In this episode Bob and Andrew discuss the screenplay of their lives. They argue over who would play them should it ever be produced, what the storyline would be and if they should take liberties to make it more exciting. Also discussed is the age old question: If you could have dinner with 4 people, dead or alive, who would you choose to break bread with?

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The Bob and Andrew Show: Andrew’s Mayoral Campaign

bob — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:03:56 +0000

In this episode, Bob and Andrew discuss their distaste for hot weather. Since it’s been hot out lately, they have some recent examples to call on. In addition to this Andrew lays out his plans to run for mayor of the City of Vancouver and the special laws he would implement as such. The guys coin the term Party Quotient and there’s an all new segment called ‘The Rant’ where Bob and Andrew ‘go off’ about ‘ridiculous’ things. In this episode they rant about Guitar Hero and the crazy people who love it.

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The Bob and Andrew Show – The Drunken Phone Call

bob — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 07:52:40 +0000

This is Bob’s friend Stephen Bomberger. Yes, he is every bit as cool as he looks in this photo. Steve has a propensity for calling Bob when drunk. Listen to one of those phone calls in this very podcast.

In other news, Bob’s got a hernia. He’s going to have to undergo surgery to repair it. He and Andrew discuss the ins and outs of getting a good surgeon. How/why doctors specialize in the things they specialize in. The jurisdicions of the body and other medical related things.

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The Bob and Andrew Show: Killing a Man & Travel

bob — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:34:21 +0000

As respectable citizens, Bob and Andrew know what it’s like to deal with day to day crime and criminals. Bob, however, has dreams of rising above this. Andrew points out the pit falls. Also in this episode, Bob and Andrew discuss what it might take to kill a man, or perhaps incapacitate him. Then finally there’s a segment about places to go in the world. Tune in and get all the insider information on these many diversified subjects.

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The Bob and Andrew Show: Q&A, Return of the Titans

bob — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 00:05:57 +0000

Bob and Andrew have a website now! And for those of you who followed the weekly ramblings of the old Bob and Andrew Show on Myspace, you know that they like to post their inner thoughts and desires on the internet for all to hear. Well, they still like to do that and now that they have a platform all their own they’re bringing back the Bob and Andrew Show on a regular basis. Check back to this very site week to week for more of Bob and Andrew’s observations, pontifications and other innane conversations.

This week, Bob and Andrew interview each other in a bid for you to get to know them. Also they talk about Coup d’etats. So listen or they will conspire to usurp your crown.

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The Bob and Andrew Show: Ryan Michaud

bob — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 21:38:35 +0000

This is a podcast we did with our friend Ryan Michaud when he was in town. Ryan went to film school with us. He’s from Massachusetts and loves cheese. He’s a stand up guy. He can’t sing worth shit but he loves music. He owns a suit from 1972 that fits him perfectly. Often times Ryan will insult people upon meeting them. He has a cutting wit and a legendary laugh. He’s a guy you want on your side. Ryan Michaud.

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