iTunes Genius: Andrew vs. The Machine
You may not be aware of Apple Computers, or Steve Jobs for that matter. So I’ll drop some knowledge before I drop the science: he’s the tight black-sweater, blue as blue can be jean wearing son of a bitch who runs Apple Computers.
Perhaps you’ve seen one the many Apple product addresses, where in Mr. Jobs will pull a new iPod out of his ever-decreasing-in-size pockets and a thousand people will orgasm in unison.
At the most recent Apple suck-fest, yes, new iPods were unveiled and yes they are sexy as hell and yes I would trade a testicle for one, but something else was introduced of particular interest to me: iTunes Genius.
More or less a playlist generator, Genius scans your library of music and based on dozens of factors (rhythm, beat, length, genre, level of involvement of Rick Rubin) it populates a list of songs “similar” to the one you selected. It’s great for making quick playlists if you’re in the mood for a particular type of music, or looking for new artists (with links to the iTunes store handy).
But enough suckin’ at the proverbial dink. We’ve got bigger problems.
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Words Said By People That Are Not Me
Do you ever find yourself in a public place, baffled by something you’ve overheard in a conversation unrelated to your own? We’re not talking about your friends and the stupid things that come out of their mouths (Graeme Beatty); that’s par for the course. I’m speaking strictly of eavesdropping.
The other night, I was walking home from some fuckin’ place, when I happened upon two chaps. They were dressed in in sweater-vests and cargo pants. I quickly assessed that I could take either in a fight. (Perhaps both at once, though I’d have to be resourceful and use the environment to my advantage.)
I thought nearly nothing of them, as I was drunk at the time and focused primarily on securing a hot dog.
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