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Best Christmas Ever

bob — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 02:03:45 +0000

Well, here it is in all its glory: Best. Christmas. Ever.

Created as part of the Laughing Stock 72 Hour Comedy Competition, Best Christmas Ever took home the awards for best director and best writing.

Raincity 72 Hour Noir Film Contest

bob — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 08:10:36 +0000

Last weekend Bob and Andrew were approached by their good friend Darren Borrowman to write a short film for him. Little did they know that they would have little over 4 hours to do it. As part of the Raincity 72 Hour Noir Film Contest, Bob and Andrew penned the script for “Pier Pressure” which was directed by Mr Borrowman. It’s a comedy noir along the lines of “Naked Gun.” Starring website regulars Lauren Martin, Stephen LeBail and Jamie Slade along with one of Darren’s friend’s Tom Belding (who is amazing in the film) and featuring a fantastic score by the lovely and talented Red, Pier Pressure is sure to finish among the top films in the contest.

You can attend the screening Saturday, March 21st, 11:30am at the Rio Theatre near Commercial and Broadway in Vancouver. Tickets are 10 dollars.

Robot

bob — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 01:20:28 +0000

Directed by Darren Borrowman

featuring:
Bob as Scientist
Stephen LeBail as Robot

Heartbreak

bob — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 20:40:21 +0000

Directed by Nicholas Humphries

featuring:
Stephen LeBail as Hearbroken Man

Alone on Christmas

bob — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:05:20 +0000

Directed by Nicholas Humphries

featuring:
Stephen Lebail as Dan
and
Andrew Menzies as Hobo

That’s it for us this year. Thanks to everyone who has come by to watch a video, read a blog or listen to a podcast. We’ve got a lot more great stuff coming up in 2009. Stay tuned!

2009: A Look Ahead

bob — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 22:00:29 +0000

I think it’s important to treat each new year as an opportunity. I believe the Christians do a good job of conceptualizing this by calling each new year God’s year, a year he hath made for you and me to enjoy. Too bad they’ve done nothing but hold the world back for 2000 years. Now that my insult of mainstream religion is out of the way, let’s talk a bit about my hopes and dreams for the year ahead.

Since I was born on September 28th, 1983 I have steadily been progressing as a person. In the beginning I couldn’t even walk, talk or do basic calculations. But through hard work, a positive outlook and my unrelenting desire to better myself I slowly overcame the challenges of being a baby and am now a fully grown adult. There have been many milestones along the way, many occasions. I was named fire chief for a day in kindergarten, I came in second place in a speech contest in grade 1, I won a spot as a junior fire fighter for the forest service the summer after grade 12, just last year I finally buckled down and learned the guitar – I suck, but I have campfire skills, and more recently I was awarded along with one Andrew Menzies, the best Sitcom writing team award from the prestigious Vancouver Film School’s Writing for Film and Television program in late 2005.

So it is with great accomplishments already behind me that I look forward to 2009 and the challenge of going farther. Let’s look ahead.

The first thing I would like to accomplish in 2009 is to get in shape. I’m not out of shape per se but I have had a hernia for the past 8 months that has hampered any kind of working out. Sure the hernia came from being out of shape and jumping back into full activity too abruptly, but this time is going to be different!

Secondly I’d like to read more. The new John Grisham looks interesting and I hear the book for Twilight is much better than the film so I might check that out.

Next year I’d like to learn how to cook some new things. As of the writing of this blog I am able to cook a handful of delicious meals that have gotten me through my time since leaving home. Among them: spaghetti, curry chicken casserole, tacos, dill chicken with pasta and stir fry. When I’m not cooking these things I usually subsist on Kraft Dinner or some kind of frozen food that I just have to heat in the oven. It’s time for an injection of a flavorful new dish. I’m thinking something ethnic.

In the coming year I’d also like to save my money more effectively. Up until now I have a life savings of approximately $-30,000. I’m hoping to turn that ship around. In the coming year, I will buy a plethora of lottery tickets.

I’d like to learn how to sail. I live so close to the ocean it should be pretty easy.

When I was kid I wanted to be an astronaut. I’ve decided that 2009 will be my year of not letting this dream die. In 2009 and will take the first step (One small step for the year, one giant leap for my dream) towards my space training. Since NASA has not accepted my solicitations for employment I will have to do it myself. My strategy is 3 fold: First I will memorize the periodic table of the elements, second I will get a summer pass to the PNE fair ground where I will ride the roller coaster however many times I have to before I stop puking mid-ride and thirdly, I will tie rocks to my shorts and walk along the bottom of the pool at the Y to simulate weightlessness. I predict success.

Another thing I’d like to do that I’ve been putting of for years is to get married. I’d like to settle down and start a family and I feel like 2009 is the year. I’ll be holding open auditions in late January or early February. Potential spouses please bring a resume and head shot.

Obviously this website which you are viewing right now is also a large part of my plans for 2009. Andrew and I have been pushing ourselves to be better writers every day. We’ve worked with some very talented people in the short history of this website and you can count on that tradition to continue. All except Stephen LeBail of course. He borrowed a crock pot from me and has refused to give it back, so he’s out. It was a very nice crock pot and I haven’t been able to make a decent roast since.

Other plans for bobandandrew.com in 2009:

- Purchase a helicopter with our accumulated wealth
- Fund a shark research program
- Give back to the kids
- Pay for the damage caused by a horrible helicopter crash
- Purchase helicopter pilot lessons
- Ask for a government bailout package

Kick in the Head

bob — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:52:25 +0000

featuring:
Jamie Slade as Randy
and
Stephen LeBail as Jake

The Telegram

bob — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 00:55:47 +0000

featuring:
Jamie Slade as Paul
Stephen LeBail as Gavin
and
Andrew Menzies as The Porter

Love Through a Window

bob — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:34:50 +0000

featuring:
Stephen LeBail as Walter
Bob Woolsey as Albert

Ex Girlfriend

bob — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:13:15 +0000

featuring:
Stephen LeBail as Dan
Aaron Brooks as Chet
Lauren Martin as Wendy
and
Meghan Lightle as Mary

This is our 100th post. We’d like to thank the internet for allowing us to do this and all of you for making it fun.

Ode to Woman

bob — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:05:03 +0000

featuring:
Jamie Slade as Patrick
Stephen LeBail as John
Andrew Menzies as Bob
and
Meghan Lightle as Anna

The Sex Addict

bob — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:10:04 +0000

featuring:
Bob as Clive Rasmussen
and
Stephen LeBail as George

Special Thanks to Meghan Lightle for all she does.

DCMZ Behind the Scenes: All Access Pass

bob — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 02:21:25 +0000

On August 10th 2008 we wrapped filming on our contribution to the Zombie film genre: Don’t Call Me Zombie.

Zombie is the story of Al, a nine to five working class zombie who has to overcome social misnomers in an attempt find acceptance amongst his peers. It stars Alex Dafoe, Claire Lindsay, Juan Riedinger and Jennifer Milliron. Our wonderful friend Nicholas Humphries directed and we have EXCLUSIVE behind the scenes features for you. Second in our series is a little taste of what it’s like to be on set.

Enjoy.

The Wealthy Industrialist

bob — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:17:32 +0000

Featuring:
Stephen LeBail as Worthington
Marcel Perro as Darabond
and
Jamie Slade as Frank

Mexico

andrew — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 05:06:41 +0000

Featuring
Stephen LeBail as The Man
Trystan Carter as Algazar

Directed by Darren Borrowman
Written by Bob Woolsey and Andrew Menzies

Audition

bob — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:34:14 +0000

AUDITION
featuring:
Stephen LeBail as Producer
Bob Woolsey as Casting Director
Wade Fennig as Kevin Bannick
and
Andrew Menzies as Himself

Truth or Dare

bob — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:26:09 +0000

featuring:
Wade Fennig as Sol
Stephen LeBail as Ped
and
Steve Blouin as Himself

Design a Baby

bob — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:30:21 +0000

DESIGN A BABY
featuring:
Patti Kim as Sandra
Wade Fennig as Louis
and
Stephen LeBail as the Doctor

Late

bob — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 02:37:17 +0000

LATE
featuring:
Wade Fennig as Henry
Stephen LeBail as Jorge
Patti Kim as Cassandra
with
Andrew Menzies & Steve Blouin as the Investors

The Launch Party

bob — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 07:44:04 +0000

Last Saturday, friend of bobandandrew.com and consummate gentleman Stephen Lebail hosted a launch party for the very website you are browsing.

With a cooler full of hamburger and a boat filled with booze (seriously), Bob, Andrew and friends partied like it was 1989.

Luckily, Bob brought his digital camera; and though the quality of the photos taken slowly degenerated over the course of the evening’s drinking events, we have some of the highlights here for those who missed out.

Join Bob and Andrew`s Facebook Group for more photos.

-Bob and Andrew

A special thank you to Mr. Stephen Lebail for opening up his home and backyard for one hell of an evening.